Time for a Christmas Parody Song

Now who doesn’t enjoy a somewhat funny parody around the holidays? 🙂 Sometimes I hum crazily and make up silly songs about all the stuff I need to remember to do. Enjoy! Check back tomorrow for the rest of the Blogmas stories. We’ll start this one off with a mom parody because let’s just say December is a busy mom month. I should probably start shopping! Ho ho, ho!


First

On the first day of Christmas my true loves gave to me,
A cartridge for recycling.

Second

On the second day of Christmas my true loves gave to me,
two barfing cats and a cartridge for recycling.

Third

On the third day of Christmas my true loves gave to me, three late library books, two barfing cats and a cartridge for recycling.

Fourth

On the fourth day of Christmas my true loves gave to me four calling solicitors, three late library books, two barfing cats and a cartridge for recycling.

Fifth

On the fifth day of Christmas my true loves gave to me 5 broken things, four calling solicitors, three late library books, two barfing cats and a cartridge for recycling.

Sixth

On the sixth day of Christmas my true loves gave to me, a 6 pack of Sculpin, 5 broken things, four calling solicitors, three late library books, two barfing cats and a cartridge for recycling.

Seventh

On the seventh day of Christmas my true loves gave to me, seven gifts for wrapping, a 6 pack of Sculpin, 5 broken things, four calling solicitors, three late library books, two barfing cats and a cartridge for recycling.

Eighth

On the eighth day of Christmas my true loves gave to me, eight bags of laundry, seven gifts for wrapping, a 6 pack of Sculpin, 5 broken things, four calling solicitors, three late library books, two barfing cats and a cartridge for recycling.

Ninth

On the ninth day of Christmas my true loves gave to me, nine smelly sports socks, eight bags of laundry, seven gifts for wrapping, a 6 pack of Sculpin, 5 broken things, four calling solicitors, three late library books, two barfing cats and a cartridge for recycling.

Tenth

On the tenth day of Christmas my trues loves gave to me, ten rotten cuties, nine smelly sports socks, eight bags of laundry, seven gifts for wrapping, a 6 pack of Sculpin , 5 broken things, four calling solicitors, three late library books, two barfing cats and a cartridge for recycling.

Eleventh

On the eleventh day of Christmas my true loves gave to me, eleven kid assemblies, ten rotten cuties, nine smelly sports socks, eight bags of laundry, seven gifts for wrapping, a 6 pack of Sculpin , 5 broken things, four calling solicitors, three late library books, two barfing cats and a cartridge for recycling.

Twelfth

On the twelfth day of Christmas my true loves gave to me, twelve cereal bowls for scrubbing, eleven kid assemblies, ten rotten cuties, nine smelly sports socks, eight bags of laundry, seven gifts for wrapping, a 6 pack of Sculpin, 5 broken things, four calling solicitors, three late library books, two barfing cats and a cartridge for recycling.

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